His nuggets were gone.

My east coast brother visited for the holidays. He was waiting at my house when I returned from a trip to the grocery store. When I pulled up in my driveway he raised his eyebrows and asked if I was listening to country music. I said, “Yee haw” and he crinkled up his face. Growing up in the 80's I liked pop, but NEVER country. Now, I do like country music, er... “new country" like what the play on Siruis 6060.

So, on the last day of my brother’s visit, I had 6060 playing in the background. As he was getting ready to leave, there was a pause in conversation and everyone could clearly hear the line, “he couldn’t have the toy till his nuggets were gone”. My brother repeats the line and busts out laughing.

I actually like the song,"Watching You" by Rodney Atkins, but that line is so not okay.